From the Desk of the Editor
The Pissant Press is a wholly unofficial, lovingly satirical publication with no affiliation to the City of Lapeer, its Commission, its gavel, or its lilacs.
Any resemblance to actual proceedings is entirely the proceedings’ own fault.
Established the moment the first gavel fell for no particular reason.
It’s for fun!
For entertainment only. No wagering, no jeering, no standing on chairs. Please remain seated until the mayor calls you out of order. Heckle responsibly. Mind your point of order.